2008-02-08

bonkers

last night:

i was skating in a weird old warehouse (skateboarding)with some weirdos.

then i was at this lofty kind of apartment in new york with dylan and jillian from project runway. dylan had a kid and me and jillian we're messing around. i was fingering her and it was great.

the night before:

i had my shirt off at practice and bill clinton was standing behind me, fondling my boobs! on the way to practice, we had been driving through countless meat factories and i was holding my breath. after practice, i got into my boyfriends tiny airplane, but the breaks weren't working and i ended up taking the side off my friend's rv.

tinteardrop at 9:44 a.m.

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